Wow.
Wolf Moon, indeed.
It was looming large, low, and bright over the eastern horizon... like an Alka-Seltzer tablet for the Milky Way. I had to give Q control of the steering wheel (luckily it's a two-seater, so he was sitting up front and could do it; otherwise I'd have had to try and steer with my knees!) so I could roll down the window, stick my head out and let my tongue flap in the breeze as Q guided us down the New Seward Highway approximating 70 m.p.h.
We got home after 7 p.m., and while T and Q focused on his violin lesson, I got the Celestron NexStar 114 GT all set up and hauled it out to the driveway for a closer look. The moon was much lower on the horizon than my 1st blog entry "Blue Moon", so I couldn't look at it from the comfort of Candle House Observatory. Fortunately it was 25 degrees ABOVE zero, which meant I could stay out for up to an hour without gloves if I so desired (and I so, so desired) without risking blistering, demarcation of gangrene, eventual digital amputation and long term disability.
I immediately locked in the moon and got what I believe to be far superior shots when compared to the Blue Moon shots; probably because I wasn't shooting through glass windows with electric candles in the sills (Duh! What was I thinking?!) Taking a photo with the iPhone through the telescope eyepiece was a snap after my practice from less than one month ago.
I then saw what I thought must have to be Mars sitting to the left and above the moon. I spent a good 40 minutes trying to lock that in with the telescope... but to no avail. I have no idea why I could not get it in my sights, but it was very, very frustrating. I pulled out the Canon Xsi to see if I could get a good moon / mars shot; and could not. The image was blurring because of the long aperture time in the dark (I think I said that right...) My hands were starting to hurt at this point, but I came inside to get the super-deluxe (free) plastic tripod that came with the Xsi bundle, and which I had mangled into near total destruction at Q's violin performance at his school earlier in the week. I wanted to see if that would allow me a clear, focused image. No dice. The camera would move just by physically pushing the button, and the photo was botched. Now the hands and head were positively screaming, so I hauled everything back in to the garage.
Then it occurred to me that I hadn't even tried a shot with the iPhone except with the telescope, so I trucked back out and made a couple feeble attempts that didn't look so hot. But while I was shooting these last attempts, my neighbor across the street, J.B. was coming home from work and saw me trying to take a photo. J.B. isn't anything special... just a world class hunter, fisher, river rafter, photographer, cross-country skier, oh - and the President of a bank. No biggie. He is Anchorage's Ben Franklin, I think... without the challenged hairline, mini-spectacles, or running tab at City Tavern on 2nd and Walnut in Society Hill, Philadelphia. So no pressure...
He left his garage door open and I cringed as I heard his footsteps approaching. How could I explain what I was doing to him? I have a signed edition of one of his photos of Denali hanging in my home, for cripes sakes! So there he was, now at my side. Impeccably dressed in an gray business suit with a perfect windsor knotted tie and a gorgeous black cashmere overcoat. We said our hellos, and having seen what I was trying to do, he immediately set about pacing the vicinity looking for The Spot to maximize the beauty of my photo. He found it in short order.
I told him I had shot the moon with the iPhone, and he was ultra-complimentary when I showed it to him. I then told him I had failed with the Xsi, and without a word he marched back to his home and returned moments later with a tripod that probably cost more than my Xsi, a remote control for my camera so it wouldn't blur, and a Celestron SkyScout Personal Planetarium device that identifies any celestial body (I mustered the strength and decorum to resist asking if that included Scarlett Johannson). What a guy! Thanks J.B. - you remain a personal hero and idol.
When he went back home I spent another 15 minutes dizzily scanning the skies for stars and planets, listening to histories provided by the SkyScout. So, so cool. I then realized my hands were no longer hurting... and that's a bad thing. So I hurriedly tried snapping some shots of the moon and mars with my Hyundai camera on his Bugati tripod using his remote - but I couldn't figure out how to get the flash off, and none of the photos turned out well. That's when I realized my head wasn't hurting anymore, either... so I decided to call it a night. All told I probably spent 1.5 hours under the clear subarctic night skies wearing fleece-lined jacket and jeans, and thin leather loafers. Where my self-anointed brilliance in Trichophyton species knows no bounds, my common sense in layering casual wear is a work in progress.
By the time I got in the house and sat at the computer, I was positively shaking with cold. So I went to the bedroom, got on pj's and a thick robe, wool socks and slippers, and was still cold. So I crawled in to bed with flannel sheets and a heavy down comforter "just to warm up", and the next thing I know it is 8 a.m. January 30, and Q is in my ear asking if George Jetson's spaceship really does fold up in to a briefcase that he can carry, and if so, why we haven't bothered to purchase one for ourselves.
Here are some additional shots from last night:
I won't write any more about the music, since I've just spewed 1500+ words above. I promise I'm trying to manage the length of my writing... but got carried away today and want to just get this posted instead of edit for stupidity and excess. I take comfort in the fact that most will miss this entry because of my tardiness in posting it.